leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
lourrys: NO NO NO
i wish i was cute so that i could take selfies and not want to kill myself
perrys: have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet
punkasslouis: what if the 1d big announcement is that harry is feeling too stifled in the pop genre and he is now embarking on his solo rap career
styles-steals-my-breath: allforzarry: BUT GUYS I’M NOT OKAY hey, Liam, swapsies.
thatwrongthing: possibilities for the “big announcement”: start to a one direction fashion line one direction tattoo parlor opening third album announced - acoustic instrumentals only, the boys aren’t even on it new TV show where the boys break into two groups (one moderates) and battle each other, tentatively called “two directions”
yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
thevirginharry: *buys a mansion across the bay from harry styles’ mansion and reaches for the green light on his dock every night*
twerkwithnarry: I WAS ON TWITTER AND SAW THIS VINE IM NOT SURE WHY IM LAUGHING SO HARD
bigtimejessemacbelieber: so i was in class looking at my nails and i see that my nail polish chipped off in the shape of a head but then i looked some more and thats not just any head, thATS BRUNO MARS
shouldertappingghosts: Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are [whispers] people you know on here